Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
it was like eating out sand paper
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Just invented taco cereal.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
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