i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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