The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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