All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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