i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Randomize
