He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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