butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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