Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
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