"it" just moved
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
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