Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I showed him my bush... on skype.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
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