Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
Randomize
