Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
3 2 1 whiskey
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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