If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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