in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
There r osticjed everywhere
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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