Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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