**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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