This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
A bitchslap is in order.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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