this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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