Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
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