i wish my penis had a tongue
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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