You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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