Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
wat bout pragnant strippers??
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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