Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Slut skills are useful in every country.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
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