You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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