I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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