yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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