i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
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