There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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