Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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