Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
You were trust falling into bushes
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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