Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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