that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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