Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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