Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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