sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Randomize
