so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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