If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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