Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
He shit in the fireplace
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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