I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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