can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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