She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
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