At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I wear drunk well.
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