We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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