is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
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