Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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