So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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