her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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