where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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