ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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