I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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