no. you can't hotbox the world.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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