Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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