I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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