Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
this boner is exhausting
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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