Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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